A kindergarten teacher asked her students what part of the body grew 10x its size when stimulated.
All of the students stayed quiet until Little Susie stood up and said, "I'm going to tell my mommy and daddy what you're teaching us!"
The teacher didn't answer her and asked the class again, "What part of the body grows 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Susie began to turn red in the face and said, "My parents are going to tell the principal and have you fired!"
Again, the teacher ignored her and asked a third time, with Little Mikey finally saying, "The pupil of the eye."
The teacher said, "You're correct, Little Mikey.
"And as for you, Little Susie:
"One, you have a dirty mind.
"Two, you didn't do your homework.
"And three, you're going to be *very* disappointed one day."
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