Death By Laser

From BogartCreek

Sad news. The guy who owns our local cinemaplex has died.

His funeral will be on Friday at 12.30, 4.15 and 8.40.

Please note 8.40 is in 3D.

Sideshow Bob Has Gone Into The Haulage Business

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Traffic Congestion On The Farm

Si si Señor derdigo,

Forti loris inaro,

Demsnot loris demis trux,

Fulov ensen geesen dux.