Dangerous Game Hunter

From The Argyle Sweater

I bought a second-hand guitar from Adam Ant.

He quoted he fifty quid, but said for an extra tenner he’d throw in a stand and deliver.

Picnic

From Monster Picnic

What did the mother Llama say to her llama children as they prepared for a picnic?

Alpaca lunch.

Picatso

From Rhymes With Orange

A cub scout just came to my door asking if I wanted any odd jobs doing. I've got him glittering an aardvark.

Ark Identification

From Wrong Hands