Showing posts with label greengrocer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label greengrocer. Show all posts

Wednesday, 5 July 2023

Satanic Tennis

From Rhymes With Orange

TOP TIP: Pretend you're a professional tennis player by asking your greengrocer for three apples and then rolling one back to him.

Tuesday, 12 October 2021

Amazon Primate


From Speedbump

I went to the Apple Store with my grandmother on Saturday.

She's so old fashioned.

She still calls it the greengrocers.