The Judgement

From C Section Comics

I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.

Love Your New Outfit

From C Section Comics

Why is it that when archaeologists find human remains . . .

. . . they're either male or female, but none of the other 700 genders?

E-Section

From Rhymes With Orange

A midwife calls a doctor for some help.

"Doctor she's been in labour for 36 hours, we need to do a c section."

"Not so fast," says the doctor, "there's one more thing to try."

He goes to the obviously pained mother to be and says "what do you call maids in space."

After the woman gives him a blank stare the doctor says "Vacuum cleaners"

Upon hearing this joke the woman cringes so hard that she expels the healthy crying baby.

Relieved, the new mother says "Thank you doctor but that's the worst joke I ever heard."

The doctor smiled and said "the punchline sucks but the delivery was perfect."

Poodlius Ceasar

From Buni Comic