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Wednesday, 4 March 2026

Bananas make things around them ripen faster and this is why you never see a young greengrocer.

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight, and they got off at Quality Street.

He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa.

I'm Marathon, "the one with the nuts" he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But three days later his Shebert Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts.

I accidentally just knocked a lady over in Domino's Pizza. Well, I say one…

There's a strange new trend at the office. People are putting names on food in the fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich called Linda.

TIP: Convince your dog it's won Best in Show at Crufts by taking it out for a walk at 8pm on a Thursday.