Some Gags

From Rhymes With Orange Bananas make things around them ripen faster and this is why you never see a young greengrocer.

From Loading Artist Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight, and they got off at Quality Street. He asked h...

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger I accidentally just knocked a lady over in Domino's Pizza. Well, I say one…

  From BerkeleyMews There's a strange new trend at the office. People are putting names on food in the fridge. Today I had a tuna...

TIP: Convince your dog it's won Best in Show at Crufts by taking it out for a walk at 8pm on a Thursday.