I love putting on warm underwear straight out of the dryer.
Plus, it's fun to look around the launderette and guess who they belong to.
Showing posts with label film. Show all posts
Showing posts with label film. Show all posts
Tuesday, 26 May 2026
Friday, 10 October 2025
Fishing Line
I'm playing cricket against my local fish & chip shop team later.
Their fielders and bowlers aren't that good, but their batter is brilliant!
Tuesday, 12 August 2025
Cracking Horror
From Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock
My friends call me the exorcist.
Because, after I leave there are no spirits left in the house.
Thursday, 19 June 2025
Flying Pigs
"You have a reminder set for 5pm today," my phone said.
"A reminder? What is it?" I asked.
"It's a notification to ensure you don't forget something, but that's not important right now," the phone replied.
Then I remembered I'd left it in Airplane mode.
Wednesday, 12 February 2025
Tuesday, 2 April 2024
Search
I had an idea for a film plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris.
Turns out that idea was taken.
I then had another idea for a film where the same agent is kidnapped with his ex-wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.
Friday, 4 August 2023
Fin, The Film
I told you not to mention that James Bond film.
Never say Never Say Never Again again.
Thursday, 17 November 2022
Wednesday, 20 April 2022
Wednesday, 16 February 2022
Clay Pigeon Shooting For Dogs
Two DJs are talking in the pub.
"Wanna go see a movie tonight?" asks one.
"Dunno" replies the other, "who's the projectionist?"
Tuesday, 1 February 2022
One Please
I got this new TV remote, and it had a big red button that said 'Cinema Mode'.
So, I clicked on it and this voice behind me went: "Shut up in front will you, I'm trying to watch the film".
Wednesday, 15 September 2021
Tuesday, 14 September 2021
Monday, 13 September 2021
Friday, 10 September 2021
Thursday, 9 September 2021
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