Hair Art

From Jonesy

A struggling artist gets his first painting in to an art gallery. An art critic approaches him:

-Would you like to hear my professional opinion on your painting?

-Sure.

-It's pretty much worthless.

-I don't mind, you can tell me anyway.

Favourite

From Andertoons

Daughter: Can I keep the night light on?

Dad: And provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head sweetie.

Drawing Class

From The Daily Drawing

Nelson was 5ft 6ins tall.

His statue in Trafalgar Square is 17ft 4ins high.

That's Horatio of  just over 3:1.

Artistic Zoom

From JimBenton

I don't know the science behind it, but if you're totally naked and you want to feel even more naked all you have to do is put on some shoes.

William Tell v René Magritte

From Liniers Cartoon

Moth Art

From Elis Rosen

Being both a moth and a sea captain is hard.

You're in charge of the ship.

Up ahead you see a lighthouse.

You know you shouldn't . . . but. . .

Young Picasso

From The Argyle Sweater

I bought a painting of a policeman today.

I think that it's a Constable.

AI Image Generation

From The Jenkins

An AI algorithm walks into a bar and says,

"I'll have what everyone else is having."

Cave Art

From Bizarro

From Rhymes With Orange

From 9to5

From Strange Brew

From Loose Parts

Wanted:

Someone to feed me doritos so that my fingers don't get all orange.

No weirdos.

High Art

From The Argyle Sweater

First, they came for the mime artists, and I said something . . .

. . . because I didn't want them to think I was also a mime artist.

Climate Change Activists

From Cyanide & Happiness

How well did Jackson Pollock do in art class?

He passed it with flying colours.

Picatso

From Rhymes With Orange

A cub scout just came to my door asking if I wanted any odd jobs doing. I've got him glittering an aardvark.

Charity Auction

I have a recently acquired the Banksy work shown below and am auctioning it for charity. Who'll start the bidding at £1,000,000?

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Bonus Content – a life well lived – you'll need a bit of time for this, and even then, I doubt you'll make it all the way through. Put the kettle on, pull up a comfy chair and settle back to learn about this unique man.

Rick Stein Obituary

Optical Collusion

From Bizarro

Lowtraits

 

From Bizarro

Still Life

 

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

Canadian Speed Controls

Speed controls being used in Canada.  How's this for effective speed control?

People slow down and actually try to "straddle" the hole.

This is an actual speed control device that is currently in use.

It is MUCH cheaper than speed cameras, radar guns, police officers, etc.

Pretty clever - especially when they move them around every day.

Isn't art wonderful?