Miss-ile

From Cyanide & Happiness

I wonder if Chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir from London and then find it was made in China.

The Dangerous Book For Adults

From The Far Side

The recipe said, "Set the oven to 180 degrees."

Now I don't know what to do next, because the oven door is facing the wall.

Inventory Problems

From Loose Parts

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.  I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.