Eye D Parade

From OffTheMark

I used to try to make eye contact with people on the tube, but one thing I soon learned about Londoners is they hate you touching their eyes.

Things I've Learned Recently

One of my neighbours was taken into hospital last night.

He was put on one of those Dyson ventilators in the hope that they would work.

And they do - he's picking up nicely.

Misleading Evidence

From smbc