Phonetically Defined 1

From Wrong Hands

Deadly Games

From Wumo

Son: "Can I go on the Xbox?"

Me: "No it's too violent. You should play family games like I used to"

[30 years ago]

Me: "I think the professor was strangled in the library with a rope"

Basic Training

From Bliss

I've just ordered a French Army knife.

It's like a Swiss Army knife but it's just got 6 corkscrews and 3 cheese knives.

Mission

From smbc

Plan of Attack