Furdresser

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

Is it weird to lick your knife after you've finished using it?

Because the other surgeons looked at me with disgust when I did it today.

This Is A Knife

From Reality Check

Your current girlfriend doesn't like being referred to as your current girlfriend.

Cutlery Etc.

 

 

Et Tu?

 

Any salad can be a Caesar Salad – as long as you stab it enough.

 

 

Seuss Army Knife

The Infinity Set

Description: We proudly present our latest kitchenware set featuring a design distilled for centuries by moulders all over the world; and based on the latest scientific breakthroughs.

The set includes four pieces:

• Cantor fork :: now you can pin a single kiwi seed. Twice in a row.
• Recursive spoon :: it will never let you spill a drop of soup. Ever.
• Koch knife :: to delicately cut hair-thin slices out of an egg. A raw egg.
• The Infinity Set :: the set includes itself. As a subset.

Every piece of the set is inscribed with our Julia logo and our motto "The Infinities are Possible". Limited quantities. Unlimited price. The kiwi, the drop of soup and the egg are not included in the box, but could be ordered separately.

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