Unsatisfying Life

And then he rose from the dead? I can barely get out of bed for work!

From smbc

Could anyone help me with my Easter crossword puzzle?

2 Across: "Where they nailed Jesus."

Context Matters

From Little Porpoise

My wife woke up this morning and said, "I had a dream last night that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?"

I said, "You'll find out later".

So, when I came home later, I handed her a package.

Inside the package was a book called "Your Dreams and What They Mean".

There's No I In Vowels

 

From xkcd

Hidden Meanings

From JimBenton