Yesterday I put a giant map of the world up on the kitchen wall and gave my wife a dart.
I told her wherever it lands is where we go on holiday next year.
It looks like we're going to be spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Yesterday I put a giant map of the world up on the kitchen wall and gave my wife a dart.
I told her wherever it lands is where we go on holiday next year.
It looks like we're going to be spending three weeks behind the fridge.
I see trees of green, red roses too.
I see them bloom for me and for you.
And I think to myself, this satnav is rubbish – this isn't Dixon's.