Sawing Ladies

From Cornered

I failed my entrance exam to get into The Magic Circle.

It wasn’t fair, they were all trick questions!

Volunteer

From Dan Misdea

A bald magician pulled a rabbit out of a hat.

Then he put the rabbit right on top of his head and gently lowered the hat down over the rabbit until the rabbit was completely covered.

After a couple seconds of wearing the hat, the magician quickly lifted the hat back up, and presto!

There wasn't a hare on his head.

Lost & Fond

From Loose Parts

What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?

Ian

Bank Teller

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

I've been having sex with a blind woman for the last three months.

The sex is great but it isn't easy.

Getting her husband's voice right was the hardest bit.

Separation

 

From TheArgyleSweater

Buni Accidents

 

From Buni Comic

 

From Buni Comic

 

From Buni Comic

 

From Buni Comic

 

From Buni Comic

Trainee

From Bizarro

Budding Magician

Missing Luggage

From Bizarro