Dreams Of Flying

From Remi Lascault

I bought my nephew a caterpillar cake without checking the best before date, so now he's got a butterfly cake.

You've Changed

I came home and the wife said, "Do you notice anything different about me?"

I said, "You've had your hair done,"

"No", she replied.

I said, "A new dress?"

"No", she replied.

"You've done your makeup then."

"No", she replied.

I said, "I give up."

She said, "I'm wearing a gas mask!"

New Look

From Speedbump

My wife threatened to leave me because of my addiction to poker.

But I think she's bluffing.

Some Enchanted Evening

From Bird and Moon

Insects are apparently the superfood of the future.

I tried eating caterpillars but it made me too nervous.

Gave me butterflies in my stomach.

Flying Animals

From Buni Comic

Two lazy vultures had procrastinated on flying south for the winter until the first frost hit, then they got worried.

"We better catch an airplane to Mexico, let's go to the airport!"

So, they take off down the road, and as luck would have it, they come across two dead road-killed opossums, that had started to get nice and smelly, just like vultures like them.

"What luck, we better take these with us, I heard the airlines don't offer meals on the flight anymore."

So, they each grab a dead opossum, tuck it under their wing, and head on to the terminal.

They walk up to the ticket counter and tell they lady "We'd like two tickets to Cancun, please."

"Very well," she says, "Will you be checking any bags?"

"No," say the vultures, holding up the dead opossum carcasses, "we only have carrion."

Caterpillar Ruses

From smbc

Dream Big

From Buni Comic

Photo i.d.