Wife: "Sarcasm will take you nowhere in the world"
Me: "Well it got me to the International Sarcasm finals in Monaco in 2005"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "No"
Wife: "Sarcasm will take you nowhere in the world"
Me: "Well it got me to the International Sarcasm finals in Monaco in 2005"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "No"
Interviewer: "What's your biggest weakness?"
Me: "Oh that's a brilliant question"
Interviewer: "But what's the answer?"
Me: "Sarcasm"