Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts

Thursday, 29 July 2021

High Achiever


Wife: "Sarcasm will take you nowhere in the world"

Me: "Well it got me to the International Sarcasm finals in Monaco in 2005"

Wife: "Really?"

Me: "No"

Thursday, 22 April 2021

Cut Your Losses


Interviewer: "What's your biggest weakness?"

Me: "Oh that's a brilliant question"

Interviewer: "But what's the answer?"

Me: "Sarcasm"