Three Bucks

From Dogs on the 4th

What do you call a chicken that’s staring at a lettuce?

Chicken Sees A Salad.

What Animals Have Taught Me

 

From JimBenton

What do you call a baby manatee?

A boyatee

Chef's Salad

From CAW4HY

Everyone scoffed when I said I'd be a cook.

They're not scoffing now.

Et Tu?

 

Any salad can be a Caesar Salad – as long as you stab it enough.