Showing posts with label rescue. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rescue. Show all posts
Wednesday, 4 June 2025
Tuesday, 23 August 2022
Nick Of Time
From The Perry Bible Fellowship
I asked the waiter if fish was one of the specials.
He said "Of course not, he was the lead singer of Marillion".
Friday, 22 April 2022
Tarzan Of The Cats
My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid.
She thinks I'm following or even stalking her; she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified?
Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.
Thursday, 11 March 2021
Wednesday, 30 September 2020
Monday, 20 July 2020
Isolated
How long is this social distancing thing meant to last? My husband keeps trying to come back into the house.
Monday, 1 August 2016
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