One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, to look it over.
He grabbed a bucket so that he could bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding up the bucket he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
