Bonus

From Buni Comic

I am on a diet and my friend asked me how it's going.

"Not good", I said, "I had eggs for breakfast."

"Fried?" He asked.

"Chocolate!" I replied.

Where's My Easter Egg

Why is bread the body of Christ?

Because he is risen.

Prevention Is Better Than Cure

I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg.

I said to him, "Even at your age, you really seem to be enjoying that; is this your favourite time of year"?

He said, "I still love Easter, baby"!

Roll Away The Stone

From Reality Check

Why did Jesus move to China after his resurrection?

Because it was easter.

Skull And Cross Buns

From GoatToSelf

I'm not saying my New Year resolutions aren't going very well but I've just finished all my Easter eggs.