A Society Grows Great When Old Men Plant Trees Whose Shade They Know They Shall Never Sit In

From Leigh Rubin

If trees produced Wi-Fi we'd be planting them everywhere.

It's a shame they only produce oxygen and store carbon.

Neglect

From Buni Comic

What's green and not very heavy?

Light green.

The King Is Dead

From Buni Comic

Some scumbags have nicked a tree from our garden.

It doesn't look right now there's a gap where the tree should be.

Bring back the birch, that's what I say.

Cause For Concern?

From Mark Lynch    

My uncle got daffodil bulbs mixed up with his onions.

He made a Spanish omelette with them and had to be rushed to hospital.

They reckon he'll be out in the Spring.

Christmas Field Guide

From Bird and Moon

Does anyone have the recipe for figgy pudding?

I've had carol singers outside my door for hours now and they won't go away until they've got some.

Bird Seed

From OffTheMark

I've just realised what the paper towels at the side of the petrol pump are for.

They are there so you can wipe your tears away after you've paid to fill your car!

My Choice

From Infinite Guff

This lockdown is giving me the chance to do things I didn't' get around to before. I was in my garden earlier and my neighbour looked over the fence and said "What are you doing?" I said "I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order". She said "Really? I don't know how you find the time!" I said "Oh that's easy, it's right next to the sage".

Fate

From Buni Comic

House Plant

From Buni Comic