Today is the perfect day to propose because if they say no, you can just pretend it was a prank.
Also, does anybody want to buy a ring?
Today is the perfect day to propose because if they say no, you can just pretend it was a prank.
Also, does anybody want to buy a ring?
Doctor: "You're completely blind"
Me: "What are you saying?"
Doctor: "April Fools lol you're actually deaf"
Me: "What?"
Doctor: "Oh right"
I'm watching a brilliant documentary about how police measure motorists' blood alcohol levels.
It's breathtaking.