Providing

From HeyBuddy

Four years ago I was doing trollies at Sainsbury's on a Monday night.

I left, worked hard, and got a degree from the University of Sheffield.

Now I'm doing trollies at Waitrose on a Friday night.

Never give up.

What I Want To Be When I Grow Up

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

It's been proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys.

Girls develop breasts around the age of 13, boys around the age of 40.

Ambitious

From Dilbert