Monopoly 2024 Edition

From Private Eye

Last week I walked through the street, in one of my old neighbourhoods, where the houses are numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.

That was a trip down Memory Lane.

Bird Seed

From OffTheMark

I've just realised what the paper towels at the side of the petrol pump are for.

They are there so you can wipe your tears away after you've paid to fill your car!

Inside Moles

From Loose Parts

I'm tired of people complaining about £6 beers, £8 parking and £10 cover charge.

If you don't like the prices, stop coming to my house.

The Value Of Being Polite