Hold The Door

From Twonk Comics

Top Tip: Relax twice as fast by playing your mindfulness meditation at double speed.

Bob Loved The Outdoors

From Cornered

Last night my neighbour came home drunk and banged on his own door for 5 minutes.

The trouble is, he lives alone, so nobody answered.

So, I went outside and told him he wasn't there; and he left.

Basic Grammar Lesson

From Mark Lynch

If, like me, you've ever been accused of being born in a barn and want to chat about it, remember . . .

. . . my door is always open.

Habitual Criminal

From Rhymes With Orange

When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

Frozen

From Loose Parts

Why don't igloos have corners?

Corners are 90 degrees, the igloo would melt.

Monty Hall

From The Jenkins

Transfer Deadline Day News

Man City say they are looking to sign young Nigerian striker Untidi.

According to their scouts he's the new Messi.