Showing posts with label flower. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flower. Show all posts

Thursday, 25 September 2025

Wednesday, 7 May 2025

Flowers


From Faceless

Scientists have discovered how much sleep the average person needs.

Just 5 minutes more.

Thursday, 7 November 2024

How To Cheer Up

From War and Peas

The man who discovered gluten intolerance has died.

The family has requested no flours at the funeral.

Friday, 3 June 2022

Nature

From Dogmo

Don't tell secrets in the garden.

The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears and the beanstalk.

Friday, 15 October 2021

Honk


From The Far Side

I noticed a load of random items on my bank statement (size 80 shoes, a bicycle horn, a huge plastic flower).

I contacted my bank and apparently my card has been clowned.