Not Caring

From smbc

I went to an Indian restaurant the other day and decided to try the toucan curry.

The food was delicious but the bill was ridiculous.

Public Display of Affection

Why do native Americans hate snow?

It's white and all over their land.

Honk

From The Far Side

I noticed a load of random items on my bank statement (size 80 shoes, a bicycle horn, a huge plastic flower).

I contacted my bank and apparently my card has been clowned.