Peeping Tom

From Buni Comic

I'm out bird watching with Sinead O'Connor...

...so far it's been 7 owls and 15 jays.

Panda Pranks

From TheArgyleSweater

Last night my wife sent me a text, saying she was in casualty.

When I got home, I watched all 50 minutes of it – I didn't see her once.

She still hasn't come home yet.

I'm starving! :(