Mules

From Andertoons

I divorced my wife because she was too loud in bed.

I could hear her from two houses down the street.

Poor Planning

From Reality Check

From Speedbump

If you're American when you go into the toilet

And American when you leave the toilet

What are you whilst you're using the toilet?

Eurapeeing.

Trojan Bargain

From smbc

I'm absolutely gutted.

Kajagoogoo tickets just went on sale for £30 but I've only got £28.

Horse Play

From Liniers Cartoon

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.

Horsing Around

From Cyanide & Happiness

100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.

Today everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.

Oh, how the stables have turned.

Modern Children

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

BREAKING NEWS:

A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.

Doctors have described his condition as stable.

Origin Story

From Little Porpoise

What does every woman in the world want?

Nothing. They're fine.

Magic Glue

From TheArgyleSweater

It takes a big man to admit that he's wrong, but it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.

Putting The Cart Before The Horse

From Will McPhail

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Because horses are rubbish at drawing.

Going To Restaurants

From Strange Brew

 

From Dilbert

Useful Hat

From Bizarro

Leap Of Faith

 

The Surreal McCoy

Rat Trap

 

From Bizarro

 

Susan Doolittle

From JimBenton

Tim Vine Jokes

Three cheers for rap music.
Hip hop . . . hooray
Hip hop . . . hooray
Hip hop . . . hooray

Who can tell you what will happen to your nose in the future?
Nostrildamus.

He said, "my dog's go no dictionary".
I said, "how does he spell terrible?"

He said, "Do you know anything about how to become self employed?"
I said, "Mind your own business".

I live next door to a horse.
He's my neigh-bour.

Would I Lie To You? - Kevin Bridges

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkXxmMUIx8k

Hip Op

Fifty Shades

Buni Rides

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic

Interesting Pictures

The beautiful strange-eyed kitten, taken in Lovech , Bulgaria
 

There are glass igloos for rent in Finland where you can sleep under the
Northern Lights!
 

This is Glaucus atlanticus, a sea slug found in tropical and temperate waters throughout
the world. This photograph makes the rounds on Facebook every few months simply
because it's so strangely beautiful.
 

Einstein - The World's Smallest Horse.
 

Zakynthos Island, Greece. The water is so clear, it looks like the boat is floating
in the air.

This horse breed, Akhal-Teke from Turkmenistan was announced the most
beautiful horse in the world.
 

This is what an Ocean Sand looks like when it is magnified 250 times
 
 

Unbelievable Camouflage by Satanic leaf-tailed gecko. The satanic leaf-tailed gecko from Madagascar
is a master of disguise, but that's not the only way it avoids an attack from predators. It flattens its body
against the leaves to reduce its shadow, and opens its jaws
wide to show an intimidating, bright red mouth. Like many other lizards, it can also shed
its own tail to distract a predator.
 

 
The Inside of an Oyster, growing Pearls..
 
 

California Red-Sided Garter Snake.
 

This is how Giraffes drink water
 

During the mating season, the female sits on a nesting ring while the males searches the
entire beach for the pebbles looking for the smoothest one to present to their chosen
female. Once a pebble has been selected, the male penguins presents the pebble as
a token of love to the chosen female and if she takes the pebble and places it on her
nest then she has accepted that penguin as her mate.
 

This is what happens to human skin when it’s struck by lightning!It’s called a Lichtenberg
figure — the branching pattern made by electricity as seen on the arm of Winston Kemp
who was struck by lightning
.

The incredible story of one woman's loyalty to her horse - she spent three hours holding its head
above the tide after it got stuck in the mud on a beach in Australia. A horse gets stuck
up to his neck in mud on a beach as the tide rises. His owner, Nicole Graham, who was enjoying an
afternoon ride, stayed with him as rescuers struggled for three hours to pull
him out. With moments to spare, the 500kg horse, named Astro, was freed with the help of
a tractor and harness at Avalon Beach in Geelong , Victoria , Australia .

It's an amazing natural sight at Abraham lake with the Frozen bubbles under the ice.

Zanjeer, The Golden Labrador Who Saved Thousands Of Lives.In March 1993,
a series of 12 bombs went off across Mumbai , India . The serial blasts left 257
dead and 713 injured. But in the aftermath, an unlikely hero emerged. According to
Reuters, a golden Labrador named Zanjeer worked with the bomb squad and saved
thousands of lives by detecting "more than 3,329 kgs of the explosive RDX, 600 detonators, 249
hand grenades and 6406 rounds of live ammunition."
He helped avert three more bombs in the days following the blasts. The dog died
of bone cancer in 2000. He was eight years old. In the photo, a senior police officer
lays a wreath of flowers on Zanjeer as he was buried with full police honors at a
widely-attended ceremony.

This Is What An Underwater Gunshot Looks Like.


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