Ghost Couple's Therapy

From Leigh Rubin

The only time my wife stops moaning is when we're having sex!

Dreams Of Flying

From Remi Lascault

I bought my nephew a caterpillar cake without checking the best before date, so now he's got a butterfly cake.

No Means No

From Mark Lynch

My wife says she loves to be wooed so now whenever we have date night I have to dress up as a ghost.

Birth-Day

From Buni Comic
 

Ghost Cat

From Scribbly G

Always remember, if you travel by ghost train, watch out for the ticketing spectre.

Types Of Ghost

From Wrong Hands

At a lecture on the paranormal the presenter asked, "How many people believe in Ghosts?"

About 60 hands go up.

"How many have seen a ghost.?"

About 15 hands go up.

"How many of you have spoken to a ghost.?"

3 hands go up.

"How many have had sex with a ghost?"

One hand goes up, Lewis right at the back.

The speaker says to Lewis, "I have been doing this for 40 years and you are the first that has claimed to have had sex with a ghost. Why don't you come forward and tell us about it?"

Lewis shuffles forward looking a bit sheepish and says, "Sorry I couldn't hear you from the back, I thought you said goats."

Ghost Swing

From Scribbly G

Breaking News

NoVax DjoCovid is the first tennis player in history to be eliminated from the Australian Open after missing only two shots.

Booginner

From Loading Artist

I've just started to write a book about hurricanes and tornadoes...

It's only a draft at the moment.

Ghost Train

From Scribbly G

I bought a Harrods picnic blanket today.

Not much of a story, I know: nevertheless, I shall be dining out on it for weeks to come.

Route Finder

From Liniers Cartoon

FACT: The best American Indian trackers were the SatNavaho.

Existential Crisis

From BerkeleyMews

Ghost Cake

 

From Buni Comic

 

Unfinished Business

 

From LunarBaboon

 

Ghastly Apparition

From Bizarro

Senile Avenger

From smbc