Three Bucks

From Dogs on the 4th

What do you call a chicken that’s staring at a lettuce?

Chicken Sees A Salad.

Spider Goo

From Dogs on the 4th

I recently took my beginner apiarist exams.

I got a B.

Smart Toaster

From Dogs on the 4th

Why shouldn't you put a toaster in the bathtub?

Because your toast will get soggy.

Wakey Wakey

From Dogs on the 4th

I'm old school.

I wake up with my eyebrows already on my face.

Thirsty

From Dogs on the 4th

I used to be an eight pints a night guy until my doctor told me I had to cut it down by half.

So now I'm a seven and a half pints a night!

Winner

From Dogs on the 4th

Premature ejaculator seeks young attractive woman for fling.
Must have large voluptuous breasts, a pert cute bum, slender long legs and . . .
Oh for Pete's sake! Never mind!

Baby Pictures

From Dogs on the 4th

I went to visit a friend at the hospital and the only parking spot was at the C section.

I had to climb out of the car through the sunroof.

Warning Sign

From Dogs on the 4th

I live near a remedial school.

There's a sign that says, 'slow – children'.

That can't be good for their self-esteem.

But look on the positive side . . . they can't read it.

80085

From Dogs on the 4th

I was with a gorgeous girl in the pub last night.

As I looked into her eyes, I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies.

That's when I realised, I'd drugged the wrong glass.

Dashboard

From Dogs on the 4th

I let a pasta chef borrow my car and he returned it all denty.

Donation

From Dogs on the 4th

Rubberneckers

From Dogs on the 4th

Cute

From Dogs on the 4th