Bank Teller

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

I've been having sex with a blind woman for the last three months.

The sex is great but it isn't easy.

Getting her husband's voice right was the hardest bit.

Mr. Sunshine's Anti-Aging Cream

From Light Roast Comics

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me, with tears in his eyes and said, "You know, one would have been enough."

Cards For Humans

From Scott Metzger

Appropriate Card

From Faceless