Be The Best

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger

I have 11 New Year Resolutions...

1) Never make resolutions

2) Accept that life contains paradoxes

3) Use the binary number system more often

Pets

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger

I want to eat 5 meals a day.

Who decided on just 3?

The same person who came up with the 2 day weekend?

What a bozo!

Dancing Balloon Men In Training

From The Bent Pinky

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them.

The Daily Grind

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger

I accidentally just knocked a lady over in Domino's Pizza. Well, I say one…

Yesterday

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger