Turning Back The Clock

From Portsherry

If you can't remember whether to put your clocks forward or back this weekend, here's a handy phrase to help you remember:

The clocks go back this weekend.

Timely Job

Summer Time

End Of Summer

From Fowl Language Comics

British Summer Time Ends

Yesterday I visited my dyslexic friend whom I caught rubbing black shoe polish on his peni s. I said, "You idiot, you're supposed to turn your clock back."

Did you hear about the dyslexic rock star?  He died after choking on his own Vimto.