Can't Talk Right Now

From Bliss

People say I'm shallow.

Which is great, as it means they're talking about me.

Talking To Parents

From Cyanide & Happiness

I always loved my mum's parents, Pearl and Dean.

Of course, I knew them as Granny and Grandpapa-p'pa-p'pa-p'pa-pahpahpah.

Sticky Situation

From Little Porpoise

This morning I saw my neighbour talking to her cat.

It was clear that she thought that the cat understood her.

I went home and told my dog.

We laughed and laughed.

Polyglot

From The Far Side

Our first child was conceived during some crafty sex on a DFS sofa.

The baby was born a month late and came with a wonky leg.

Mute Club

 

From Cyanide & Happiness

Maybe This Is The Vodka Talking

 

From xkcd

 

Just The Wine Talking?

 

From Bizarro

 

Susan Doolittle

From JimBenton

Last Words

From Faceless

Telephone Conversation

From Faceless