Seems Wrong

From Spudtoons

I bought a vegan friend a cookbook as a present.

Unfortunately, he said that he couldn't accept it as it was leather bound and was therefore too heavy for him to lift.

Vegetarian

From Joe Dator

Why did the vegan cross the road?

To tell someone they're a vegan!

Flat Pack

A potato wrapped in tin foil makes an ideal Easter Egg for a vegan.

Indian Hills Community Center Punny Signs

When I was in America, my son and I went shopping in Walmart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder Eggs. She said “Oh no sir, we don’t sell them in the States – they’re a health hazard!” I said “OK, I’ll just take these two assault rifles then”.

Vegetative

From LightRoastComics

People say that if we want to save the planet, we should all be vegan. I say we should all be cannibals. If everyone ate one other person, they would reduce their carbon footprint by 50%. If you really want to make a difference, eat a pilot.

Straw Man

From Bizarro