Showing posts with label Goldilocks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Goldilocks. Show all posts

Tuesday, 1 April 2025

Bear House

From The Argyle Sweater

A man is walking in the woods when he finds a suitcase.

He opens the suitcase and inside are three foxes.

So, he calls emergency services and says, "I just found three foxes in a suitcase. What should I do?"

"Well," the operator says, "Are they moving?"

"I don't know," he replied, "But if they were, that would explain the suitcase."

Thursday, 14 March 2024

Friday, 17 November 2023

Wednesday, 5 October 2022

Porridge Vans

From Andertoons

What does a man with a 2-foot penis have for breakfast?

Well, this morning I had porridge.

Friday, 5 March 2021

Sleeping Arrangements

My pet bear's diarrhoea problems are beginning to worry me.

The vet says he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet.