Some Gags

From Wrong Hands It's called 'Getting your guns out' because you have the right to bare arms.

From The Argyle Sweater A man is walking in the woods when he finds a suitcase. He opens the suitcase and inside are three foxes. So, he cal...

From After Death Comics Without a doubt my favourite Robin Williams film is Mrs Fire.

From At Random Comics Londoners can be really cruel. I was in a butcher's shop earlier when a woman asked for a Panda Sausage!

From xkcd There was a fire drill at IKEA today… We all assembled in the car park!

From Andertoons What does a man with a 2-foot penis have for breakfast? Well, this morning I had porridge.

From Abel B Brosaden My pet bear's diarrhoea problems are beginning to worry me. The vet says he's getting better but he's not o...