The Summons

From Anjali Srivastava

I dropped my wife's epilepsy medicine in the washing machine instead of fabric softener.

Now her clothes don't fit.

 

Self Cleaning Oven

From Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock

As I was sitting drinking my morning cup of tea in my slippers, I thought to myself . . .

. . . I really must wash some cups!

Safe Laptop Use

From Cyanide & Happiness

I received an email today from a 'bored house-wife, aged 32. fit, looking for some action'.

So, I arranged to send her a week's supply of my washing and ironing to help keep her busy.

Remembering Passwords

From Mark Lynch

Just noticed the wife is wearing her sexy underwear.

This can only mean one thing.

She's behind with the washing again.

Coronavirus and Washing

 

From Speedbump

Have anyone else's gardening skills improved during lockdown?

I planted myself on the sofa in March and I've grown bigger ever since.

Useful Masks

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

Never Give Up

From Scribbly G

Does anyone know whether we can start taking showers again yet, or should we just keep washing our hands?

Prevention

 

From Matt Davies

I've just been reading a very sad story about the man in Saudi Arabia who had to return the items that he stole after being convicted of stealing two pallets of hand sanitiser. Still, on the bright side, he won't be needing it now.

Hands & Faces

Overdoing It

From Buni Comic