Dapper Mechanic

From The Jenkins

The jumper that I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity.

So, I took it back to the shop it came from to see what they could do about it.

They exchanged it for another free of charge.

At-Tie-Re

From Strange Brew    

My favourite thing about the Euromillions is that the odds of you winning the jackpot barely change if you forget to buy a ticket.