Meeting End

From Dilbert

I asked the girl in B&Q, "What's best for greasy ovens?"

She replied, "Ammonia cleaner".

I said, "Sorry, I thought you worked here".

Go Around The Table

From Dilbert

What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account?

Prime mates.

Selection Bias

From xkcd

Animal meeting at the zoo.

Lion: You're late, we said meet at sunset.

Giraffe: But I can still see the sun, you guys are all early.

This Year's Convention

From Moderately Confused

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators.

We haven't met yet.

Peek-a-boo

From JimBenton

INSTRUCTOR: pull your shute!
ME: my shoe?
INSTRUCTOR: your parachute!
ME: my pair of shoes?
[later]
CORONER: Where's his shoes?

Virtual Meetings

From Wrong Hands

From Close to Home by John McPherson

Bias For Action

From Dilbert

Increased Lifespan

 

From Dilbert

 

Useful Work

From Dilbert