Some Gags

From Dilbert I asked the girl in B&Q, "What's best for greasy ovens?" She replied, "Ammonia cleaner". I...

From Dilbert What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

From xkcd Animal meeting at the zoo. Lion: You're late, we said meet at sunset. Giraffe: But I can still see the sun, you guys ...

From Moderately Confused Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

From JimBenton INSTRUCTOR: pull your shute! ME: my shoe? INSTRUCTOR: your parachute! ME: my pair of shoes? [later] CORONER: Where's hi...

From Wrong Hands From Close to Home by John McPherson

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