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From Pardon My Planet

I wondered why I was banned from dating sites for paying with Monopoly money.

It turns out that it's not legal Tinder.

Banking App

It's okay, they scan the serial numbers and make sure you can't deposit the same note more than once.

From xkcd

I walked out of Tesco yesterday and saw a woman crying her eyes out saying she'd lost all her holiday money.

I felt so bad for her that I gave her £50.

I don't usually do things like that but I was feeling generous as I'd just found 2 grand in the car park....

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From F Minus

I was going to give my change to a tramp today, but his sign said 'ONE DAY IT COULD BE YOU'. So I held onto it, just in case.

Dangerous App

 

From Dilbert

LemminMan Go

 

The Surreal McCoy

 

The Solution To Oversleeping