Missing Poster

From At Random Comics

Instagram Picture Advice

Stop editing your pictures.

What if you go missing?

How can we find you if you look like Angelina Jolie on Instagram and a potato in real life?

Regret

From Bliss

A man's dog goes missing and he is all worked up about it.

His wife suggests, "Why don't you put an advert in the paper, that usually works?"

So he does, but a week later the dog is still missing.

"How did you word the advert?" his wife asks.

He replied, "Here boy!"

Gone

From OffTheMark

My wife has been missing a week now.

The police said to prepare for the worst.

So, I had to go down to Oxfam to get all of her clothes back.

Missing

From Cyanide & Happiness

Missing

Missing

From Bizarro