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Showing posts with label future. Show all posts
Showing posts with label future. Show all posts
Wednesday, 27 January 2021
Friday, 22 November 2019
Monday, 18 February 2019
Thursday, 28 January 2016
Tim Vine Jokes
Three cheers for rap music.
Hip hop . . . hooray
Hip hop . . . hooray
Hip hop . . . hooray
Who can tell you what will happen to your nose in the future?
Nostrildamus.
He said, "my dog's go no dictionary".
I said, "how does he spell terrible?"
He said, "Do you know anything about how to become self employed?"
I said, "Mind your own business".
I live next door to a horse.
He's my neigh-bour.
Hip hop . . . hooray
Hip hop . . . hooray
Hip hop . . . hooray
Who can tell you what will happen to your nose in the future?
Nostrildamus.
He said, "my dog's go no dictionary".
I said, "how does he spell terrible?"
He said, "Do you know anything about how to become self employed?"
I said, "Mind your own business".
I live next door to a horse.
He's my neigh-bour.
Sunday, 3 January 2016
Thursday, 14 May 2015
Tuesday, 4 November 2014
Monday, 29 July 2013
Tuesday, 28 May 2013
Wednesday, 25 July 2012
Would You Like To Talk To Future Self?
This guy did. Does he plan ahead or what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGAQrEUaeU&feature=youtu.be
From YouTube
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