Naked Fridays

From Barely Baked Beans

"Why did you have sex with her?"

"She was lying there naked; what was I supposed to do?"

"The autopsy. You were supposed to perform the autopsy!"

"Don't tell me how to do my job!"

"You are an absolutely terrible vet!"

Surprise Results

From Speedbump

I said to my wife the other day, "When I die dear, I'm going to leave everything to you."

She said, "You already do, you lazy sod!"