Wordle Obsession

From Tom Gauld

I went to the doctor today because I was depressed as I kept finishing crosswords too quickly.

He told me not to get 2 down!

Schrödinger's Dog

From Tom Gauld

There's one kind of people in this world.

Those who know about Schrödinger, and those who don't.

Deal With The Devil

From New Scientist

There are two typos of people in this world,

those who notice spelling mistakes, and those who don't.

Project

From Tom Gauld

I heard they're making an air freshener that is controlled by your mind.

I know it sounds crazy but it makes scents when you think about it.

Being Watched

From Tom Gauld

My brother just can't stop watching old re-runs of Wonder Woman and Xena Princess Warrior.

Up to five episodes a day.

I think he's a heroine addict.