Need A Ride?

From Benvinodi

A kid walks from his bedroom in a Tortoise costume.

Mother: Why are you wearing that costume?

Kid: I'm going to that costume party.

Mother: Isn't that next week?

Kid: Yeah, but I'm a Tortoise.

80s Party

From The Argyle Sweater

I met a guy in a bar who was telling me he was a huge star in the 80s.

I didn't believe him, but he was adamant.

Party Pooper

From Mark Lynch

I've decided to call everyone Dave.

Just to see if it'll trigger a reaction.

At The End Of The Penguin Party

From Rhymes With Orange

My husband is going to a fancy dress party tonight.

For some reason he's decided to go as a Rastafarian and I'm doing his hair.

I'm dreading it.

Invitation

From Buni Comic

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2 o'clock this morning but I didn't bother letting him in.

I mean, what person in their right mind turns up to a party wearing a dressing gown and slippers?

Beaver Christmas

 

From JimBenton

Just waiting to hear the dates of the Tesco staff Christmas parties.

After all, I have been using the self service tills for them all year.

Cat Burglar

From Bliss

My loopy neighbour has invited me to her cat's birthday party on Saturday.

Is she crazy?

She knows my dog is getting married that day!

Christmas Party / Tree

From Liz Climo

It Was The Best Of Times, It Was The Worst Of Times

From Break of Day

From Bliss

From Cyanide & Happiness

 

Grim Destination

From Bizarro

Surprise Party

Surprise Surprise

 

From Bizarro

 

Party Store

From Bizarro

Tortoise

From Faceless

Four tortoises were playing in the backyard when they decided they needed hibiscus flower snacks. They pooled their money and sent the smallest tortoise out to fetch the snacks. Two days passed and there was no sign of the tortoise.
"You know, Shellita is getting really slow", said one of the tortoises.
A little voice from just beyond the fence said, " If you are going to talk about me I won't go."


A disturbed tortoise crawls into a police station.
"I've been robbed by a murderous gang of snails, he announces.
"Calm down," says a cop. "Just tell us everything that happened."
"That's difficult," says the tortoise. "It all happened so fast!"

Party Running Out Of Supplies

From Bizarro

Shopping

From Faceless